Well, I would not have thought it possible, ladies and gents, but a friend just forwarded me proof that you actually can taking knitting too far. If I ever get to this point, someone slap me.
Oh, what am I saying? I looooooove this and am only jealous that my mind is not twisted enough to have thought of it first! What a wonderful world.
My friend found this on the website Cute Overload, and it looks like it originally came from the blog Resurrection Fern via Average Jane Crafter.
Behold… the snail cozy!